在你最需要它的時候總是卡殼的武器是M60機槍。
83. The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.
最適合某個工作的軍官總是在這個職位已經被別人佔據後一天調來。
85. The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.
最新最沒經驗的士兵最可能獲得榮譽獎章。（意思是「掛掉的人就會獲得美國最高級勳章」）
86. A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan， stupid enough to try it， and lucky enough to survive.
紫心勳章（美國授予受傷士兵的勳章）證明你聰明到可以想出一個計劃，愚蠢到嘗試這個計劃，並且幸運到活了下來。
87. Murphy was a grunt.
墨菲是個大頭兵。（就是因為墨菲老是做錯事，所以才叫墨菲法則嘛:-P）
88. Beer Math --> 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases.
啤酒數計算法：三十七人，每人兩瓶，共要四十九箱。
89. Body count Math --> 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.
殲敵數計算法：三名游擊隊員加一個可能再加兩隻豬，本次戰鬥共斃敵三十七人。
90. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.
手榴彈的殺傷半徑總是比你能撲出的距離多一英尺。
91. All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather.
全天候近距空中支援在壞天氣里不管用。
92. The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.
一支部隊的作戰能力與它外表的好看程度成反比。
93. The crucial round is a dud.
至關重要的炮彈總是啞彈。
95. There is no such place as a convenient foxhole.
需要散兵坑時，它們總是太遠。（註：convenient在這裏是指地理上的便利，就好像所謂的便利店一樣，所以不能解作「舒適」）
97. If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on， he will bypass you.
如果你的陣地有很好的工事而且你也準備好應付敵人的攻擊，敵人會繞過你。
98. If your ambush is properly set， the enemy won't walk into it.
如果你準備好了一次伏擊，敵人不會進入你的伏擊圈。
戰場墨菲法則【二】轉！
